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Whatsapp is one of the most used messaging application in the world today, here you would see nice whatsapp messages for whatsapp

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💋Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are attracting their tourists with their taglines: Amazing Thailand, Incredible India, Truly Asia…

 

Syria’s tagline might be – Have a blast, it might be your last!

 

💋A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution?? I sent them to her dad.

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💋This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … now read without the word dog.

 

💋I bought a new printer because it’s cheaper than ink refills. Now I think about how long until new cars are cheaper than fuel.

 

💋In the gym: “I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?”, a man asks the trainer. Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”Whatsapp Nice Messages

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💋You’re pretty close to perfect when you’re standing next to me.

 

💋How much do you love me, a girl asks.

 

Look at the stars and count them, that’s how much, replies a boy.

 

But, it’s morning…

 

Exactly.

 

💋Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in horrific bills.

 

💋You are a BITCH

 

Beautiful

 

Intelligent

 

Talented

 

Cute

 

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💋Did you notice the similarity in a woman’s “I will be ready in five minutes” and man’s “I will be home in five minutes” are completely the same? In this case, their minutes are proportionally big!

 

💋My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”

 

💋An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

 

💋Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

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💋If I’ve learnt anything from Mayans then it’s that..not finishing a project is not the end of the world.

 

💋I still miss my ex – but guess what? My aim is getting betterWhatsapp Nice Messages

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💋I’d explain it to you but I’m afraid your head might explode.

 

💋Congratulations!!My tallest finger wants to give you a standing ovation.

 

💋If you c4n r34d 7h15, you r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d.

 

💋I want to kill the hottest person alive… but suicide is a crime!

 

💋I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.Whatsapp Nice Messages

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💋You have been the best friend ever. Supporting and cheering me on. I hope I can reciprocate the kindness you have shown me all this time.

 

💋Some friendships are like Tom and Jerry.

They tease each other;

Knock down each other;

Irritate each other;

But can’t live without each other!

 

💋FRIEND means–

F=Free from all formalities

R=Right to say any thing

I=In anyway

E=Either good or bad

N=No sorry no thanx

D=Daatnaa peetnaa allowed 24 hours

 

💋Friendship is about bringing out the positive when everything seems negative…

Being accepted for who you are…

Being able to pick up right where you left off…

Sharing, talking, and laughing…

 

💋Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!

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💋A friend is SWEET when it’s NEW,

It’s SWEETER when it’s TRUE,

AND YOU KNOW,

It’s SWEETEST when it’s YOU.

!!Happy Friendship !!Whatsapp Nice Messages

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💋Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink. Whatsapp Nice Messages

 

💋From the moment I saw you, I knew I will spend my life avoiding you.

 

💋Awesome ends with me and ugly starts with u.

 

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