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Best Whatsapp Forward Messages Collection

WhatsApp is free to download messenger app for smartphones. WhatsApp uses the internet to send Best Whatsapp Forward Messages, messages, images, audio or video.

The service is very similar to text messaging services, however, because WhatsApp uses the internet to send messages, the cost of using WhatsApp is significantly less than texting.

 

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At time goes on, the number of whatsapp users keeps increasing, to really enjoy whatsapp to the fullest, you will need some Best Whatsapp Forward Messages that will make your chats more fun.

Here are also some images for your whatsapp status and profile pictures ,you can also send those pictures to your loved ones, we really care about your well-being.

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A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Nigeria to U.S.A. He agreed and carried dem in his plane.

Every place was so noisy. Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said to him “pls can you teach me how to fly the aeroplane?

The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.

The mad man went in, after some minutes, every where was silent as if an angel entered the plane.

After some minutes the mad man came back and told him that everywhere was cool now.

The pilot became happy and asked WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM THAT MADE THEM TO KEEP CALM.

The mad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.

The pilot fainted. 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

 

Don’t just laugh alone.

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃… Kindly Make sure dt You Make Someone Happy TodayBest Whatsapp Forward Messages


​Common Sense​…

 

​​​My boss thinks I am a fool. Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shops so I didn’t buy. I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg. Very pissed at me, he asked me why I didn’t use my brain and buy two 1kg packs to make a total of 2kg.

 

Today he sent me to buy a pair of Size 6 slippers but I only found Size 3. This time I used my brain and bought 2 pairs of Size 3 to make Size 6. I took them to him & he told me to wait outside,  I can see him typing,

I guess it’s a promotion letter…​​​Best Whatsapp Forward Messages

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A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.

 

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

 

He could not control his curiosity and asked,

 

“Do you always carry your TV remote with you?”

 

She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote.”

 

*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies…..*

 

The story continues…

 

The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.

 

Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.

 

He said, “your husband has blocked your credit card…..”

 

*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*

 

Story continues….

 

Wife took out her husband’s credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn’t block his own card.

 

*Moral: Don’t underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*

 

Story continues…

 

After swiping, the machine indicated, ‘ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE’…….

 

*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*

 

Story continues….

 

She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.

 

It was her husband’s phone showing the forwarded SMS.

 

She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn’t call her during her shopping.

 

She bought her items and returned home happily.

 

*Moral: Don’t underestimate a desperate woman!*

 

Story continues….

 

On getting home, his car was gone.

 

A note was pasted on the door

 

“Couldn’t find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something”.

 

Dawn… He left with the house key too.

 

*Moral: Don’t try to control your husband.

 

You will always lose

 

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Whatsapp messages for friends

Reduce your plan to writing. The moment you complete this, you will have definitely given concrete form to the intangible desire. Napoleon Hill

 

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.

 

The only question to ask yourself is, how much are you willing to sacrifice to achieve this success? Larry Flynt

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Forward messages for friends

I am the first on Earth, the second in Heaven. I appear two times in a week  you can only see me once in a year. Although I am in the middle of the sea, l am not found in month, but l am in February, June, September, October, November & December. What am I?????

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A guy posted his bald head picture on facebook after 30mins he found the same picture on someone’s timeline and the caption was”THIS GUY HAS CANCER,TYPE AMEN TO SAVE HIS LIFE 😂


Research shows that about 9974609532280532226888842226 Youths are lazy including you because I know you did not try to count these numbers. You are smiling? I got you!!! Lazy Youth.

Still laughing?😁😅Be serious joor and send this to other lazy Youths like you minus me oo😝😅😂Best Whatsapp Forward Messages

Funny forward messages

 

Wow!!!!!!!!😳😳😳😳

Do u know that when u type Q*@ without typing send, it gives u the list of everybody on this group;

Knowledge is power

*Surprise another group by sharing. Thank you.


Hw ar u,I had a dream abt u 2day I saw u in ur own house with ur own car with a gud job in dis year,if u want d dream 2 come true send it to 20 people u luv and me 2

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An idiot🧟‍ saw 300 dollars💵💵💵 on the floor then she took it to the police👮🏿‍♂. The police man didn’t collect it because he thought it was a prank. Then the idiot bought herself a Phone ☎.

Then a funny thing happened. The idiot kept tapping on… *read more*

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Best Whatsapp Forward MessagesBest Whatsapp Forward MessagesBest Whatsapp Forward MessagesIf you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible. Epictetus

 

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Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death. Anais Nin

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